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Of pee-drops, poo-piles and the toilet throne
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
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Bored and surfing around when I came across this rather interesting page on "How to use a Japanese-styled toilet bowl".

Thinking of which... which do you prefer? Squat or seat toilets?

All my childhood, I was used to the squat type as this came installed in most (all?) HDB flats. Only the master bedroom had seat type toilets. Therefore, I was most annoyed by the seat type as I had to clean the seat before I could use it.

Some commonly seen 'stuff' on the toilet seats/floor include (but not limited to):
  • 'Pee-drops'
    You guys got a leak somewhere is it??!?!?

  • 'Poo-poo'
    Some people just can not hold their shit. Ha!

  • Shoe prints
    Ooi! This is a seat! Not something for you to squat or stand on!

  • Soiled Underwear
    We acknowledge that there are times when timing and nature do not work together. Hence, sometimes you will need to sacrifice that Calvin Klein undie...

  • Toilet Paper covering shit
    Some kind souls will cover the shit on the seats. Curious ones will uncover the TRUTH under the paper! Hurhurhur!


The worst thing would be a missing toilet seat. How the hell am I to do my business while more than half the time, my mind is focusing on the germs and shit and...yucks! Call me a cleaniness freak or whatever, but no way am I going to sit on a toilet bowl without a proper seat! Hehee!

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// Post a Comment
 At 9/22/2005 01:08:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous bitched...
in moments like those... one will have to do like 'Huang FeiHong'.. and do the horse stance 'za ma bu' orediz.. hehe   
 
 At 9/23/2005 01:50:00 AM, Blogger moe bitched...
Haha! Yah, and soil those Camper shoes?

Best thing is to wish for those people to 'educate' themselves! Kekekek!   
 

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