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Moe's Script Archive
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
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Good stuff! Taken from moe's script archives! An ultimate ah beng ASP script for you!

<%
PissedOffAtWork = true
ReaderIsPissed = false

if PissedOffAtWork=true then
StillPissedOff = true
OwnerNotPissed = false

Function UtterProfanities(outlanguage)
select case outlanguage
case "hokkien"
UtterProfanities = "KNNB,CCB,KNN,LJ,CB"
case "english"
UtterProfanities = "WTF,FO,MF,FB,AH,DH"
case else
UtterProfanities = "KNNB,CCB,KNN,LJ,CB,WTF,FO,MF,FB,AH,DH"
end select
End Function

Do While StillPissedOff
with response
.write UtterProfanities("hokkien") & "<BR>"
.write "Forget the stupid countdown! Countdown or not, I am still going to BKK!"
end with

if ReaderIsPissed then
OwnerNotPissed = true
end if
Loop Until OwnerNotPissed
else
'Do Nothing
end if
%>

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