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Having a blast(out).
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After a morning of work, I am finally able to take a breather and post an entry here.
Of late, I have been able to post quite frequently. The frequency of the posts surprises even myself! God, I am full of shit! Hehe!
Today, I will sum up a couple of interesting things I have learnt from someone I know. (Oh no, not another bullet-ridden, point-formed, boring-listed post!) These have been bottled up inside me for a while and I feel it is time I let it out.
I have learnt that;
1. I am supposed to believe that a 3-month-old baby is able to recognize and respond to the alphabets. Oh PUH-LEEEASE! Next, you’re gonna have me believe that a 1-month-old baby walks.
2. No matter how much you try to suggest to the elders that they suck, they just don’t get it inside their head. Plan B: Tell them straight in the face that they suck.
3. You can actually get away with giving someone (as a gift for house-warming party) a set of plastic tea set that you have bought at less than SGD10.00 from NTUC Fairprice’s Thursday specials – even though your husband earns a nifty sum every month, AND you like gossiping about other people who are so 'ngeow'. Trust me, this works; it earns you some savings, as well as new enemies.
4. Criticising others’ children about not doing something, even when your own are also not doing it, is OK. For example, appearing at gatherings, funerals, weddings, birthday parties, etc. Fuck lah, go do some housekeeping before you bad mouth others!
5. When you go ‘wreaking havoc’ at people’s house playing mahjong it is ok, but if the people suggest going over to your house for mahjong, it is not ok – “because the little one needs to sleep…” KNN!
There, there… it feels much better already.
Funny, lately, people seems to be pissed off easily… dun believe? Just ask nephy lor.
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moe at 7/20/2005 04:01:00 PM
